I have a super obnoxious laugh that everyone tells me is either adorable and/or annoying
if you think you're rad then you should talk to me because I really like rad people
mom: mama? ma? mommy?
baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
why are teenagers so horny while im just here craving for food
I’m so horny and craving for food.
Once I was walking home with some law school friends and they were like ”Why are you walking up that street your street is like three more streets up”
"Yeah but there’s a house on this street and sometimes their golden retriever naps in the sun on the sidewalk and I like to give him belly rubs"
Now all the law students walk up belly rub lane because law school is stressful and dogs rock
I bet that is the happiest dog
belly rub lane
if u askin about my bra size u better be planning on takin ur ass down to Victoria’s Secret to buy me some nice bras